I have fuckn mono.
Well, I'm not entirely sure yet. The doctor thought it was strep throat so he gave me some antibiotics for it on Friday, and told me to come back if I wasn't feeling better by Monday. He also took a swab of my throat. So today is Monday (clearly) and I went back there just for him to tell me that no streptococcus bacteria grew on the culture, so it must be mono. FML. I'm going for a blood test tomorrow just to be sure. There is no cure for mono, so I have to wait two to four weeks for it to go away on its own. Weakness and fatigue can last for months after other symptoms have gone. FMLFMLFMLLLLLLL. I haven't even had a chance to go Christmas shopping yet. I damn well better be better by Christmas, or some family isn't going to be happy about their baby being nailed to a tree.
I mean...what?!
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